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TICKETS ARE SELLING FAST!

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Watch The Official Trailer 
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Previews Begin April 1st at the Licklider Theatre (New York)

2 hours and 45 minutes, including one intermission

'I'd give up my admin privileges to see it again' 

-  Patch Anderson  -

‘I laughed, I cried,
I enabled MFA’

-  The Daily Vulnerability  -

‘You'll want to whitelist this show forever’

-  Patricia Ping  -

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MORE FEATURED SONGS

“Patch Me If You Can”  //  “Dear AI Agents”  //  “Non-Human Identity”  //  “Multi-Cloud Salsa”  //  “sudo rm -rf”  //  “S3 Bucket of My Heart”  //  “Misconfigured Love”  //  “Alert! Alert! (False Positive)”  //  “This Meeting Could've Been an Email”
‘An API meltdown that hits all the right keys!’

-  The IAM Post  -

‘Five stars and one critical vulnerability.’

-  CVE Theater Critics  -

‘My teenage son finally understands what I do for a living’

-  Anonymous CISO  -

TICKET INFORMATION

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Prices:

  • Root Access (VIP): $299
  • ​Admin Privileges: $199
  • Standard User: $99
  • Read-Only (Balcony): $59

GROUP RATES AVAILABLE FOR:

  • Security Teams (Buy 8, Get 1 Free)
  • CSPs (Partner Pricing)
  • Recently Breached Organizations (Sympathy Discount)

Tickets selling faster than zero-day exploits

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april 2025

Tickets selling faster than zero-day exploits

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Scroll to choose a performance:

The only musical with 99.99999% uptime!

( Thank you, understudies 💖 )

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*No non-human identities were harmed in the making of this musical

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